Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others. We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit for more information about Reloaded 2.0. We are not Critical Role, nor are we trying to be. If you are looking for professional trained voice actors and high value production, well, we are not it. Instead, we are just family and friends spending time together around the table every two weeks with a few microphones, documenting our adventures.
Episodes
Friday Apr 05, 2024
S12 Pt 1: Two Hellhounds Humping a Vampire
Friday Apr 05, 2024
Friday Apr 05, 2024
S12 Part 2: Two Hellhounds Humping a Vampire
As the battle on Yester Hill rages on, the party finds themselves in a fight not only against one of Strahd's vampire brides, but magical forces that aim to hinder them from stopping the druid ritual.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
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Our Cast of Characters:
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)Randal Ironhand - Human Artificer/Armorer
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Brennenburg Theme - (Amnesia -The Dark Decent OST) - Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use
Divine Judgement - Tabletopmusic.com (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Escape from Shadow - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
The Ninth Layer of Hell - TabletopMusic.com (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Terrible Secret - Etlenne Roussel/Epidemic Sound (used with license via AdobeStock)
Sunday Mar 31, 2024
S11 Pt 2: A Druid Problem
Sunday Mar 31, 2024
Sunday Mar 31, 2024
Session 11 Part 2: A Drruid Problem
After clearing the Wizard of Wines out, Davian Martikov approaches the party with another issue that he would like some help with. But a chance encounter on the road to Yester Hill may prove to be a bit too much for the new member of the party.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
FIND US ON:
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Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy)Randal Ironhand - Human Artificer/Armorer
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Everdeep - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Flare - C.K. Martin - from the album Paragon (Licensed under End User Agreement)
I am the Ancient, I am the Land - Travis Savoie from the album Into the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
Game of the Minds - C.K. Martin from the album Paragon (Licensed under End User Agreement)
I am Not a Hero - C.K. Martin from the album Paragon (Licensed under End User Agreement)
Brennenburg Theme - (Amnesia -The Dark Decent OST) - Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use
Friday Mar 22, 2024
S11 Pt1: Blanket Party
Friday Mar 22, 2024
Friday Mar 22, 2024
Session 11: Blanket Party
On the heels of clearing the Wizard of Wines of the invading Druid forces, the party must now prepare themselves for the horrors that await them at Yester Hill and discover the mystery that is Winterspinter..
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
FIND US ON:
Blue SkyTwitterTIKTOKInstagram
Our Cast of Characters:
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)
Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)
Randal Ironhand - Human Artificer/Armorer (Played by Luke)
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Breaking In - The Witcher 3 Blood and Wine - Music by Marcin Przybyłowicz and CD PROJEKT RED, used under Fair Use
Graveyard - Midnight Syndicate - Symphonies from the Crypt - Used with expressed permission from Midnight Syndicate (https://www.midnightsyndicate.com).
The Long Rest - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Everdeep - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Friday Mar 08, 2024
Session 10: The Battle of Stinky Pits
Friday Mar 08, 2024
Friday Mar 08, 2024
Session 10: The Battle of Stinky Pits
Continuing into the Wizard of Wines, the party takes on the invading druids. But it turns out, someone has been keeping secrets from the party. Who can they trust?
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
FIND US ON:
Blue SkyTwitterTIKTOKInstagram
Our Cast of Characters:
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Moments of Life - Benjamin Cornelius (used with license via AdobeStock)
Blood Run - The Witcher 3 Blood and Wine - Music by Marcin Przybyłowicz and CD PROJEKT RED, used under Fair Use
For Honor! For Toussaint! - The Witcher 3 Blood and Wine - Music by Marcin Przybyłowicz and CD PROJEKT RED, used under Fair Use
Funerals for a Dragon - Grégoire Lourme (used with license via AdobeStock)
Game of Thorns - Manuel Ochoa - (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Theme for Unknown (The Dark Decent OST) - Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use
Daniel's Room - (The Dark Decent OST) - Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games, used under Fair Use
Evil's Soft First Touches - The Witcher 3 Hearts of Stone - Music by Marcin Przybyłowicz and CD PROJEKT RED, used under Fair Use
Conjunction of the Spheres - The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt - Music by Marcin Przybyłowicz and CD PROJEKT RED, used under Fair Use
Past the Edge - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Terrible Secret - Etienne Roussel (used with license via AdobeStock)
Friday Feb 16, 2024
Session 9 Pt 2: Mine is Bigger Than Yours
Friday Feb 16, 2024
Friday Feb 16, 2024
Session 9 Pt 2: Mine is Bigger Than Yours
The party makes their way to the Martikov camp to meet with the owner of the Wizard of Wines, but Taillefer immediately butts heads with the rough around the edges, no nonsense Davian Martikov.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
Our Cast of Characters:
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Beyond Hill and Dale; Breaking In; Aen Seidhe; and Heart of Stone - The Witcher 3 OTS Music by Marcin Przybyłowicz & Mikolai Stroinskiand CD PROJEKT RED (used under Fair Use)
Lux Tenebras - Mikko Tarmia - Amnesia - The Dark Descent OST (Used with Permission)
Saturday Feb 10, 2024
Session 9 Pt 1: You Smell Like a Bird
Saturday Feb 10, 2024
Saturday Feb 10, 2024
Session 9 Part 1: You Smell Like a Bird
Urwin Martikov sends a family member along with the party as they head to the Wizard of Wines to inquire about the hold up of recent wine shipments, which puts Taillefer into quite the tizzy.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
FIND US ON:
Blue SkyTwitterTIKTOKInstagram
Our Cast of Characters:
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy)Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Haven - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)The Hearth Inn - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)Enchanted Forest - A|C Jamendo (used with license via AdobeStock)Restless Knight - Travis Savoie from the album Into the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)Escape from the Shadow - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Wednesday Jan 24, 2024
Session 8 Pt 3: A Changing of the Guards
Wednesday Jan 24, 2024
Wednesday Jan 24, 2024
Session 8 Part 3: The Changing of the Guard
With the death of Izek Strazni, the party delivers proof of the deed to Fiona Wachter, causing a change in the leadership of Vallaki
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy)Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Ghosts of Appalachia - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
March of the Dead - Travis Savoie - From the album Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
Thursday Jan 18, 2024
Session 8 Pt 2: The Freaks Come Out at Night
Thursday Jan 18, 2024
Thursday Jan 18, 2024
Session 8 Part 2:
With the plan to eliminate Izek Strazni underway, the party finds themselves facing a new challenge in the form of a full Barovian moon.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy)
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter @babyvett1
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Abandoned Chapel - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Dancing with the Wolves - Travis Savoie from the album "Into the Mists" (Used Under Fair Use)
Vampire Hunters - Travis Savoie from the album "Beyond the Mists" (Used Under Fair Use)
Spirit of the Plains - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Our Cast:
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Cleric (Played by Alyssa)
Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)
Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)
Plask Huldar - Orc Fighter (Played by Demetri)
Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock (Played by Jason)
Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)
Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)
Randal Ironhand - Human Artificer/Armorer (Played by Luke)