Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others. We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit for more information about Reloaded 2.0. We are not Critical Role, nor are we trying to be. If you are looking for professional trained voice actors and high value production, well, we are not it. Instead, we are just family and friends spending time together around the table every two weeks with a few microphones, documenting our adventures.
Episodes
Wednesday Jan 17, 2024
Session 8 Pt1: Lose an Elf, Gain an Elf
Wednesday Jan 17, 2024
Wednesday Jan 17, 2024
Session 8 Part 1: Lose an Elf, Gain an Elf
While the party discusses how to implement Lady Wachter's plan to eliminate Izek Strazni from Vallaki's political situation, a strange character claiming to have escaped from the dungeons of Ravenloft arrives at the Blue Water inn.
Note: Royally Screwed will be working on uploading two/three shorter episodes each week rather than the larger past episodes. We hope that limiting these episodes to between 1-1.5 hrs will be a more pleasant listening experience.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy)
Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Before It All Began - Howard Harper-Barnes/Epidemic Sound (used with license via Adobestock)
Moment of Life - Benjamin Cornelius (Used with license via Adobestock)
Abandoned Chapel - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Saturday Dec 23, 2023
Session 7 Part 2: A Not So Silent Night
Saturday Dec 23, 2023
Saturday Dec 23, 2023
Session 7 Part 2: A Not So Silent Night
The party makes a deal with Fiona Wachter to assist with a power grab for the town of Vallaki but find their sanctuary at the Blue Water Inn is shattered by much more than invaded dreams.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
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Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy)Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
"Ossuary 7-Resolve" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Mikko Tarmia - Amnesia- The Dark Descent OST - Lux Tenebras - Music by Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games (Used Under Fair Use)
Mikko Tarmia - Amnesia- The Dark Descent OST - Brennenburg Theme - Music by Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games (Used Under Fair Use)
A Hearts Wish, A Different Fate - Tabletopmusic.com (Used Under Fair Use)
Dark Vestiges (Reworked)- Travis Savoie from Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
Ancient Tomes - Midnight Syndicate - Symphonies from the Crypt -Used with expressed permission from Midnight Syndicate (https://www.midnightsyndicate.com).
He Is the Ancient, He Is the Land - Travis Savoie from Into the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
Vampyre - Midnight Syndicate - Symphonies from the Crypt - Used with expressed permission from Midnight Syndicate (https://www.midnightsyndicate.com).
Mikko Tarmia - Amnesia- The Dark Descent OST - Theme for Unknown - Music by Mikko Tarmia and Frictional Games (Used under Fair Use)
Abandoned Chapel - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Friday Dec 15, 2023
Session 7 Part 1: Feel Free to Sniff Asses
Friday Dec 15, 2023
Friday Dec 15, 2023
Session 7 Part 1: Feel Free to Sniff Asses
The party returns to the Vistani camp with Arabelle in tow, but encounters on the path lead to turmoil and possible deception.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
FIND US ON:
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Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy)Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
An Awful Finding - Spectacles Wallet and Watch(used with license via AdobeStock)
Gateway to Hell - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Barovian Romance - from the album Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
Moments of Life - Benjamin Cornelius(used with license via AdobeStock)
Barovian Legends (Town Theme) - from the album Into the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
Tuesday Nov 28, 2023
Session 6 Part 2: Tales from the Loop
Tuesday Nov 28, 2023
Tuesday Nov 28, 2023
Session 6 Part 2: Tales from the Loop
The search for the missing Vistani child leads the party to the abandoned tower at Lake Baratok, but the echos of the past lead to surprising discoveries and a past visitor to Barovia.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
FIND US ON:
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Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy)Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Night Rain by SoundGrenade (used with license via AdobeStock)
Legends of Infinity by SoundGrenade (used with license via AdobeStock)
Knight of the Night by SoundGrenade (used with license via AdobeStock)
"Morgana Rides " Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
"Soaring" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Warlocks Whisper - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Sunday Nov 12, 2023
Session 6 Part 1: Can I Have Your Cat?
Sunday Nov 12, 2023
Sunday Nov 12, 2023
Session 6 Part 1: Can I Have Your Cat
The party travels to the nearby Vistani camp as a favor to Madame Eva. However, when they find that the child Arabelle has recently been kidnapped, they assist in trying to find the child.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
FIND US ON:
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Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy)Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
The Other Side of the Door - Kevin Macleod - (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
Barovian Legands (Town Theme) - Travis Savoie - From the album Into the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
Long Rest - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Haven - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Saturday Nov 04, 2023
Session 5: Love Potion #9
Saturday Nov 04, 2023
Saturday Nov 04, 2023
Warning: We apologize for the poor audio quality of this weeks episode. We had a technical issue with one mic and because of this, the audio quality if muddled and hard to hear at times. Because of this, we have elected NOT to put background music in this episode to avoid making it even harder to hear.
Note: Episodes will now be uploaded every other week.
Episode 5: Love Potion #9
Following the Feast of St Andral, the party takes the day to reset by exploring the town of Vallaki and trying to make some money. However, one shop's merchant proves to be a bit too much for a few of them.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
FIND US ON:
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Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy)Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Friday Oct 20, 2023
Episode 4 Part 2 - Puddles of Blood
Friday Oct 20, 2023
Friday Oct 20, 2023
While the adventures might be hungry, this wasn't quite the feast they were hoping for. When a relic comes up missing, the party finds themselves trying to solve the mystery of who's behind it, leaving them face to face with Strahd once again.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
FIND US ON:
Blue SkyTwitterTIKTOKInstagram
Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy)Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Lorekeeper's Grove - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)
Vampire Hunters - Travis Savoie - from the album Beyond the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
Restless Knights - Travis Savoie - From the album Into the Mists (Used Under Fair Use)
Unhallowed Ground - Midnight Syndicate - from the album Vampyre: Symphonies from the Crypt Used with expressed permission from Midnight Syndicate (https://www.midnightsyndicate.com).
Friday Oct 13, 2023
Session 4 Part 1 : I’m an Elf
Friday Oct 13, 2023
Friday Oct 13, 2023
Session 4 Part 1: I'm an Elf
Finding themselves at the Blue Water Inn, the party enjoys the hospitality and generosity of the Martikovs while encountering some of the "regulars" of the establishment. However, an event in town makes them quickly realize that not everything is peaceful in the town of Vallaki.
About Royally Screwed
Royally Screwed is a live at the table campaign featuring an 8 player in person table. We apologize ahead of time for the goofiness of our players and the idiotic comments that arise during our play. While we hope to entertain you, our first goal is to laugh and be entertained ourselves. We are far from being a professional group. We are simply players with a couple of mics having fun playing DnD as friends and wanting to share our love of TTRPGs with others.
We are currently running Curst of Strahd Reloaded 2.0 as written by Dragnacarta. You can find Dragna on the r/CurseofStrahd Reddit or on his Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DragnaCarta/ for more information about Reloaded 2.0.
FIND US ON:
Blue SkyTwitterTIKTOKInstagram
Our Cast of Characters:
Bean Hur - Elf Ranger Hunter (Played by Raphael)Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Grave Domain Cleric (Played by Alyssa)Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)Plask Huldar - Orc Battle Master Fighter (Played by Demetri)Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock Oathbreaker (Played by Jason)Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)Claire Lightbringer - Aasimar Light Domain Cleric (Played by Izzy)Breaga Magesblood - The Dungeon Master You can find your hick voiced host on Twitter
Music Credits (in order of usage):
Opening Music : Epic Music by Soundbay (used with license via AdobeStock)
Long Rest- Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)Halfling Lodge- Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)Tavern Celebration- Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)Morgana Rides - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 (https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/licenses/)BLack Rider - Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)Sweltering Desert Nights - Myton Music - Adobe Stock (used with license via AdobeStock)Magic Shoppe- Tabletop Audio (Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License)Before It All Began - Howard Harper Barnes - Adobe Stock (used with license via AdobeStock)
Our Cast:
Kurfina Duskbane - Dwarf Cleric (Played by Alyssa)
Leo the Dread - Half Elf Soulknife Rogue (Played by Jacob)
Marina Stormfront - Genasi Sorcerer (Played by Harlie)
Plask Huldar - Orc Fighter (Played by Demetri)
Sathriel - Unknown Lineage Paladin/Warlock (Played by Jason)
Seydal - Dhampir Soulknife Rogue (Played by Ashleigh)
Taillefer Voidbender - Human Blood Hunter (Played by Charlie)
Randal Ironhand - Human Artificer/Armorer (Played by Luke)